*sends out an e-blast*
Good afternoon Atlantic Coasters. Are we all doing well? Well, from what I hear, you all are doing just fine. Which two upperclassmen were in the boys locker room giving blowjobs to every sweaty guy that came in? You gue...well, you didn't. Toni Galati and Miranda Gonzalez. Cute, but a lil too kinky for G.G.'s style.
Every night we all go to bed, right? Wrong. Because rumor has it, our very own Celestia is an underpaid prostitute.
Celly, Tony, Mirandy? Which one of your friends, soon to be frenemies, sent me these juicy secrets about you girlies and your uncontrollable hormones? I'll leave you and your peers to figure this out...
XOXO, Gossip Girl
Thu Mar 01, 2012 11:11 pm by Celestia Nighthawk